His personals ad
Bottom line i just want to be a house husband,i cook clean and will make sweet,passionate love to you.Or if you like hot and wild sex to you.I’m 5’7,165 pounds,brown eyes and olive skin.you must be an educated woman who has a professional career,finac. stable,motived,and knows what she wants in life.you must be atleast 5′-5’10,w,h,or light skinned bf.weight 100-130pounds.and must be attractive.if you want a good clean latino man,aqui estoy.ages,24-40.send pictures and you’ll get mine.

My Response
Mmmmm… My dream guy. A lazy no job having fuckwod who sits at home while I work a “professional career.” I must be financially stable according to you so that I can take care of your sorry ass. I MUST know what I want in my life… haha Yeah a piece of shit such as you. Oh then u threw more specifics.. I have to be between a 10 inch height specification, W, H, or LIGHT skinned black chick AND I have to be within a 30lb weight limit.

LMAO ur ad is a fuckin joke. Get a fucking job and stop being a moocher.

Sincerely.
A woman who would never let a sorry no good loser sit on me while I bring home the bread.